Lifetime standings

Lifetime power

The full table

#	Manager	Seasons	🏆Championships	🥈Runner-up finishes	🥉Third-place finishes	💩Last-place finishes	Power	Total W-L	Win %	Reg W-L	PF/G	PA/G	Playoffs	Consolation	Drought
1	David M	10	🏆 ×3	🥈			50.8	79-65	54.9%	68-54	123.07	118.67	8-7	3-4	1
2	Mikayel	9	🏆 ×3	🥈		💩	47.99	79-63	55.6%	62-60	120.23	118.76	12-2	5-1	1
3	Austin	9	🏆 ×2	🥈			44.51	79-62	56%	70-52	123.48	116.40	7-7	2-3	0
4	Stephan	7		🥈 ×2	🥉 ×2		37.17	53-58	47.8%	46-50	123.32	124.69	3-5	4-3	1
5	Alex	5			🥉		34.66	46-35	56.8%	40-30	126.50	125.89	4-5	2-0	0
6	Caleb	9			🥉		26.27	70-77	47.6%	55-67	119.79	119.32	6-6	9-4	1
7	Kappy	6			🥉		26.08	51-46	52.6%	47-36	119.86	120.06	3-6	1-4	0
8	Curtis	9				💩	22.8	69-72	48.9%	60-62	117.36	116.51	3-7	6-3	0
9	Ryan	9				💩	17.81	59-80	42.5%	54-68	117.42	120.92	2-7	3-5	0
10	Drake	0.5	🏆 ×0.5				17.47	5-3	62.5%	3-3	130.25	108.88	2-0	0-0	0
11	Sobi	4		🥈		💩	16.42	29-37	43.9%	24-32	115.37	118.13	2-1	3-4	3
12	Frank	2					1.95	14-19	42.4%	11-17	104.86	119.00	0-0	3-2	1

Half-values are the 2025 Greg → Drake roster split: half a season and half a ring each. “Drought” counts consecutive seasons without a playoff berth.

Retired members

Manager	Seasons	🏆Championships	🥈Runner-up finishes	🥉Third-place finishes	💩Last-place finishes	Power	Total W-L	Win %	PF/G	Playoffs
Greg	7.5	🏆 ×1.5	🥈 ×2		💩 ×3	34.45	61-55	52.6%	119.35	6-3
David Cheung	2		🥈			26.02*	16-18	47%	115.36	2-1
Jeff	5			🥉 ×2		24.47*	38-39	49%	119.12	6-3
Max	5			🥉	💩	12.57*	31-44	41%	111.79	2-1
ANAustin N	3					27.08*	26-21	55%	118.23	2-6
DSDerek Smith	1				💩	-10*	5-10	33%	111.58
CConnor	2					0*	9-17	35%	100.82
BCBryan C	2					16.26*	13-16	45%	108.73	1-2
LLuke	1					18*	7-9	44%	97.36	0-3
KKKevin Keer	1			🥉		28*	11-5	69%	98.54	2-1
DDaniel

Gone but not forgotten. Mostly. Stats for retired members are computed from their season results; * marks lifetime power computed retroactively with the league's formula.