3 rings, 3 finalsOpenLast title 2021. Tied for the league lead.rings 3finals 3lastTitle 2021gapToLeader 0Manager
David Meuschke
Current teamJosh Allen’s TeamEstablished2016Seasons11StatusActiveAllegiance
Raiders
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Regular season
69-58.543 · 6th of 12
122.4PF/G+3.3% vs league · 5th of 12
118.9PA/G3rd lowest of 12
5.9Avg standing12-team scale
.540All-play755-642
Postseason
8-7.533 · 4th of 11
3Rings2016, 2019, 2021
3Finals2017, 2019, 2021
122.9PF/G11 playoff games
5.7Avg finish12-team scale
Standing and finish are projected to a 12-team field. Raw averages: standing 5.9, finish 5.8. Playoff record counts every bracket game, placement games included.
Wk 1L 121.9 · 123.6vs CalebWk 2L 122.2 · 142.8vs SeanWk 3W 111.8 · 103.1vs SobiWk 4L 87.8 · 135.9vs KappyWk 5L 79.4 · 95.5vs CurtisWk 6vs Austinnext
Last · week 5Lost to Curtis15.1 left on the bench79.40 · 95.54
Next · week 6Austin4-8 all-time · last 2025 wk4 L1-4Record11th seed
104.6PF/Gleague 126.8
120.2PA/G
.255All-play14-41
L2Streaklost last 2
Record6-8
Seed to finish7 → 10 of 13
PF/G122.1
League PF/G120.3
As Chase Bank.
Record9-5
Seed to finish2 → 1
PF/G143.8
League PF/G123.1
As Micekey. Best week of the run, 234.07 in week 5 against Ryan. Best single player game, Jonathan Taylor 53.4 in week 11.
Record5-8
Seed to finish9 → 8
PF/G113.9
League PF/G122.3
As David’s Team. Worst loss of the run, 83.73 down in week 9 to Mikayel.
Record10-3
Seed to finish1 → 1 of 10
PF/G133.1
League PF/G123.3
As David’s Team.
Record7-6
Seed to finish7 → 7
PF/G117.3
League PF/G120.6
As David’s Team.
Record11-2
Seed to finish1 → 2 of 14
PF/G109.3
League PF/G97.2
As David’s Team. Worst week of the run, 58.43 in week 5 against Kevin Keer.
2016Record lost to time · champion
Record—
Seed to finish—
PF/G—
League PF/G—
8thavg draft rank of 12 · 6 auctions graded, 2026 so far
2ndBest draft2021
0 of 6Top buys that paid offbeat their price
72%Spent on top 3 buysstars and scrubs
13Cheap hits$5 or less, 100+ pts
Return7.85 pts per $ · -3% vs league · 2026 counts five weeks of fourteen
Average gradeC → C on paper, in the books · 2026 so far
Average priceC → C on paper, in the books · 2026 so far
Keepers0
’266thD→Cso far$200De'Von Achane $51-75paid like 11th
’258thA→D$200Ja'Marr Chase $76-12paid like 10th
’248thD→D$200CeeDee Lamb $70-10paid like 5th
’237thF→C$200Stefon Diggs $67-13paid like 11th
’229thA→D$198Alvin Kamara $70-32paid like 10th
’215thC→C$200Ezekiel Elliott $72-22paid like 2nd
’2012thB→F$200Michael Thomas $54-77paid like 11th
’192ndF→B$199Nick Chubb $470paid like 4th
’18Snakeboard lost to time
’17Snakeboard lost to time
’16Snakeboard lost to time
SpreadTier and position share against the league
BuysPoints per game started, against the price paid
Best
Justin Herbert23.0 a game367.3 total
Tom Brady15.0 a game225.6 total
Jonathan Taylor22.5 a game360.6 total
Worst, by dollars wasted
Alvin Kamara13.6 a game190.7 total · $47 wasted
Ezekiel Elliott15.1 a game225.9 total · $44 wasted
Ja'Marr Chase19.5 a game272.8 total · $42 wasted
Sleeper hits$5 or less, 100+ points
Justin Herbert $4 2021 23.0 a game · Tom Brady $3 2022 15.0 a game · Brandon Aubrey $2 2025 11.5 a game · Marquise Brown $1 2021 14.1 a game · Kyle Pitts $4 2025 13.3 a game · Michael Pittman $4 2021 14.2 a game · Michael Pittman $1 2025 12.3 a game · Jason Sanders $1 2023 9.1 a game · Dak Prescott $4 2024 16.8 a game · Evan McPherson $2 2022 7.7 a game · Dallas Goedert $3 2022 12.6 a game · Jason Sanders $1 2024 10.3 a game · San Francisco 49ers $2 2021 8.3 a game
Trades
7trades · 10th all-time · Alex 45
CAvg gradegraded 4-2-1
AlexMost with2 deals
1.2Per season3 ring deals
Best tradeGot Chase Edmonds, Mark Andrews, Justin Jefferson for Allen Robinson, Marquise Brown, Najee HarrisC→B
Worst tradeGot Davante Adams, Raheem Mostert for Tyler Boyd, Jonathan TaylorB→A
Two letters on every deal: on paper the day it was made, then in the books at the end of that season. Hover for the long run, the tenure grade with conversion credit. Grades are points per remaining week: +12 A, +6 B, within 6 C, -6 D, below that F.
Bids
$9.18avg winning bid · 75% won
$8.38Avg bid
$5Median bid
65Bids49 won · $450 FAAB vs $396 avg
$45BiggestDarrel Williams · 2021 wk5
’26$51
’25$96
’24$75
’23$85
’22$55
’21$88
Dontayvion Wicks$21 would have wonOverpay
Kendrick Bourne$6 would have wonOverpay
Dak Prescott24.2 a game242.1 in 10 starts
Tua Tagovailoa21.6 a game151.3 in 7 starts
Trey McBride15.3 a game107.1 in 7 starts
49 waiver claims, 89 free-agent adds. Best adds by points per game started after the add.
55Skill index · 2nd of 10
LowerHigher
55
league avg
League range Sobi 40 to Austin 59
57Luck index · 2nd of 10
UnluckyLucky
57
League range Ryan 41 to Kappy 62
Their guys
Josh JacobsDrafted 4xOn roster56 weeks15.9 a game · 39 starts
Jonathan TaylorDrafted 2x38 weeks18.6 a game · 32 starts
Brandin Cooks36 weeks13.3 a game · 32 starts
Matt Prater33 weeks8.9 a game · 32 starts
Rhamondre StevensonDrafted 3x33 weeks10.5 a game · 14 starts
Biggest contributors
Josh JacobsOn roster15.9 a game618.5 in 39 starts
Jonathan Taylor18.6 a game594.9 in 32 starts
Ezekiel Elliott20.7 a game455.0 in 22 starts
Tom Brady16.9 a game440.4 in 26 starts
Mark Andrews14.7 a game427.5 in 29 starts
9-3OwnsMikayel · won last 2
3-9TroubleKappy · lost last 2
1-1Playoff nemesisCaleb · in the bracket · 6-10 overall
18Most playedRyan · games · 7-11
Ryan7-11Lost 3Caleb6-10Lost 2Austin4-8Lost 3Curtis6-6Lost 2Kappy3-9Lost 2Mikayel9-3Won 2Stephan8-3Lost 1Alex5-2Lost 1Sobi5-1Won 3Drake0-1Lost 1Sean0-1Lost 1
| Manager | W-L | Playoffs | PF/G | PA/G | Last meeting | Streak | Biggest win |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ryan | 7-11 | 1-0 | 118.1 | 118.7 | 2025 wk13 L | L3 | +130.4 |
| Caleb | 6-10 | 1-1 | 119.3 | 129.8 | 2026 wk1 L | L2 | +74.3 |
| Austin | 4-8 | 0-1 | 128.7 | 129.9 | 2025 wk4 L | L3 | +67.3 |
| Curtis | 6-6 | 0-0 | 116.8 | 116.5 | 2026 wk5 L | L2 | +49.1 |
| Kappy | 3-9 | 0-0 | 109.6 | 122.7 | 2026 wk4 L | L2 | +53.5 |
| Mikayel | 9-3 | 0-0 | 124.7 | 117.8 | 2025 wk6 W | W2 | +44.7 |
| Stephan | 8-3 | 2-0 | 131.3 | 106.4 | 2025 wk17 L | L1 | +90.7 |
| Alex | 5-2 | 1-1 | 137.2 | 117.4 | 2025 wk11 L | L1 | +157.9 |
| Sobi | 5-1 | 0-0 | 125.1 | 101.7 | 2026 wk3 W | W3 | +58.6 |
| Drake | 0-1 | 0-0 | 110.2 | 151.0 | 2025 wk10 L | L1 | — |
| Sean | 0-1 | 0-0 | 122.2 | 142.8 | 2026 wk2 L | L1 | — |
Greg6-3
Max5-2
Jeff4-2
Austin N3-1
David Cheung1-2
Frank2-1
Bryan C1-1
Connor1-1
Derek Smith2-0
Kevin Keer1-1
Luke1-0
The read
The most decorated career in the league runs on the least maintenance. David M has made eleven trades in nine seasons on record, six of them since 2021, the fewest of any active manager with nine seasons, and has three rings and the all-time power lead. His best deal is a 2019 one with Mikayel, +242.0 in the long run. He wins the auction in August and trusts the roster through December. His 2021 season set three scoring records that still stand and won him a title.
He is a Raiders fan with zero Raiders on his long-tenure list, so the drafting is pure spreadsheet. The weak spots are known. His 8-7 playoff record is ordinary next to a .557 regular-season clip, and he has lost 17 winnable games with a better lineup sitting on his bench. None of it has mattered much, because he keeps picking better players than everyone else.
Wire workerPays for backsHits on waiversStars and scrubs
Open threads
3 rings, 3 finalsOpenLast title 2021. Tied for the league lead.rings 3finals 3lastTitle 2021gapToLeader 0Caleb in the bracket: 1-1OpenWorst playoff record among opponents with two or more playoff games.opponent calebplayoff 1-110 seasons without a sackoOpenNever finished last.seasons 10sackos 0Missed the playoffs last seasonOpenBest run 3. Berths 6 of 10.current 0best 3berths 6/10Josh Jacobs: 56 weeks on the rosterOpen39 starts, 618.5 points started, drafted 4×. Still on the roster.pid 5850weeks 56starts 39onRoster true3-9 against KappyOpenWorst record against an active opponent with five or more games. Last meeting 2026 week 4, L 87.82-135.92.opponent kappyrecord 3-9games 12