Season by season
Luck by season
Skill by season
Injuries by season
The read
Greg was in LOL SO COSMO from 2017 to 2025. Eight seasons on record, 54-49 in the regular season. A championship in 2017 and half of one in 2025. A second final in 2020, lost to Mikayel 145.49 to 153.13. A third final in 2021, lost to David M 107.90 to 122.88. Five playoff berths in eight years on record and three last-place finishes, 2018, 2022 and 2024.
No career covered more of the distribution. The top end: one and a half championships, two silvers, a .667 playoff record, and a 10-game win streak that stood alone as the record until 2025. The bottom end: a league-record three last-place finishes, the 26.60, which is the lowest game ever scored, and 26 winnable games lost to bench errors, the most ever by anyone. Both halves were real.
The day-to-day was more conservative than the reputation. He never paid more than $70 at auction, ranked 5th of 14 on the 2017 snake board and last on 2018's, and kept AJ Dillon rostered for 65 weeks across three drafts, mostly on the bench. The ending was clean: a 6-2 start in 2025, the roster handed to Drake, a split title, retirement as reigning co-champion. No one in league history has timed an exit better.